هنا رجع يكتب ولــــــــــــــــــو: June 2008

Monday, June 23, 2008

مواقف متفرقة

ايه يا توما رأيك ف الطقم ده ؟

يابن اللذينا . اية اللون ده ؟ ده انت بس ناقصلك بقصماتاية

اشمعنى ؟

وتبقى كوباية شاي بلبن

ايه يابني فينك ؟

حتوووووووم . والله مفحوت ف الشقة . بأعمل النور

طب ربنا معاك يا كوتش اشوفك قريبا

ايه يابني ندالة الشراقوة دي مافيش حتى أي مساعدة لاخوك الغلبان

بص انا الحاجة الوحيدة اللي اعرفها ف النور اني اتكهرب

سلام يا مان ابقى خلينا نشوفك

ان شاء الله . انت ساكن فين

مش هاتوه انزل شبرا النملة واسأل على مصطفى الف مين يدلك

لا ياعم انا مش هاقدر

ليه بس !!!؟؟؟؟

اصلي من عيلة بايجون

باقولك ايه

قول مانا عارفك حقنة

ماتعرفش الاوبرا بكام ؟

لا انا باستعمل ..... امممم

نمشيها هيركود

علشان الرقابة

Sunday, June 22, 2008

ابقوا استحملوا بقى

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Monday, June 16, 2008

هرتلة ف حب البلكونة

بعد رجوعي من بره لقيتني داخل على البلكونة على طول حتى من غير ما اسلم على الموجودين

بقالي زمان مش دخلت البلكونة بتاعتنا. يمكن من اخر مرة محمد كان عندي ودخلنا وقفنا فيها شوية وقبل كده مش فاكر اخر مرة كانت امتى بس اكيد من زماااااااااااان جدا

ساعتها قالللي حلو اوي احساس البلكونة بتاعتكوا

عنده حق

انا باحب جدا اقعد ف البلكونة بتاعتنا فعلا

احط الكراسي قدام بعض وافرد رجل وامدد وابص لفوق واسرح

وانا بابص لفوق اعد ف النجوم والهوا بيخبط ف وشي ومع ذلك عمري ماعرفت اميز مجموعات النجوم

حاولت كتير اميز مجموعات النجوم اللي كنت باسمع عنها واقرا عنها ف الكتب

بلكونتنا احلى مافيها انها مش قريبة اوي من الارض فأشم ريحة التراب ولا عالية اوي فأدوخ وانا فيها

اصل انا اكتشفت ان عندي فوبيا الادوار العليا

من ايام شغلي القديم لما طلعت 40 متر من 60 ومش قدرت اكمل بعدها

ساعتها واجهوني بحقيقة مرضي

دانا شفت ايام ف الشغل ده ربنا مايرجعها ايام على رأي سواق التاكسي ف اعلان ميلودي

لكن للاسف فيها مشكلة

البلكونة طبعا

هي مش مشكلة البلكونة لكنها مشكلة شارع

شارعنا لا ينام طول اليوم

تسمع اصوات الناس والعربيات والكلكسات والزحمة مالية الدنيا

مش باحس اني ف بيتنا لكن ف سوق عكاظ

بس برضه باحب البلكونة

ده كفاية لما ارفع راسي وابص بعيد الاقي شعلة مصنع التكرير البعيد كأنها شمعة عيد الميلاد اللي منورة التورتة

حاسس براحة فظيعة دلوقت

غريبة اوي فعلا

دايما باحس براحة هنا

معقول مفعول البلكونة يكون كده

بس دي مش اي بلكونة دي بلكونة بيتنا

انا ليه مش بآجي هنا كتير

انا ليه مش بآجي هنا من زمان

مع اني اتخنقت قبل كده كتير جدا

طب انا ليه جيت هنا بعد زمان

طب انا ليه مرتاح دلوقت

يمكن علشان ممدد رجلي وسايب نفسي ومفضي دماغي وباصص للسما والهوا بيخبط ف وشي

هو ده صحيح الطقس المثالي بتاع البلكونة علشان تستمتع بيها

بس ايه ده

فين النجوم؟

فين القمر؟

انا مش هاعرف اميز النجوم دي بقى؟

فين السما؟

عينيا حصلها ايه؟

هو احنا النهاردة كام ف الشهر؟

Sunday, June 15, 2008

لحظة تمنيت فيها ان اكون مش هنا

ف اللحظة دي

ف الثانية دي

ف الدقيقة دي

ف الساعة دي

ف اليوم ده

مش عايز غير حاجة واحدة بس

ف الدنيا دي

انا عايز اعيش ف كوكب تاني

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يا رب

اللهمَّ أنت الحليم فلا تعجل، وأنت الجواد فلا تبخل، وأنت العزيز فلا تذل، وأنت المنيع فلا تُرام، وأنت المجير فلا تُضام ، وأنت على كل شيء قدير اللهمَّ لا تحرمني سعة رحمتك، وسبوغ نعمتك، وشمول عافيتك، وجزيل عطائك ولا تمنع عني مواهبك لسوء ما عندي، ولا تُجازني بقبيح عملي ولا تصرف وجهك الكريم عني برحمتك يا أرحم الراحمين اللهمَّ لا تحرمني وأنا أدعوك... ولا تخيبني وأنا أرجوك اللهمَّ إني أسألك يا فارج الهم، ويا كاشف الغم، يا مجيب دعوة المضطرين يا رحمن الدنيا، يا رحيم الآخرة، أرحمني برحمتك

Your Spiritual Number is Two

You bring kindness and harmony into other people's lives.
Whenever a situation or idea seems extreme, you try to lend some balance.

Right now, your life is about benefiting from choices you've made in your past.
You have done your best to be a good person, and it is starting to pay off.

You are an idealist with interesting ideas. You can't help but see all of the beauty in the world.
But you are also aware of the world and its limitations. You have realistic expectations.

What's Your Spiritual Number?

هما شايفني كده !!!!

The Classic IQ Test

My Result: Visual Mathematician

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You have a strong ability to process visual-spatial and mathematical information. These skills combined with your strengths in logic are what make you a Visual Mathematician.

You're able to understand patterns visually and in numbers. That means your mind can create a mental picture for any problem. In addition to that skill, you possess an intelligence that allows you to apply math to that picture, too. That helps you manipulate multiple parts of the picture (or problem) to come up with a solution. You have many skills that are critical to success and problem-solving. Your talents help you understand the "big picture," which is partly why people may turn to you for direction — especially in the workplace. You flourish in environments where tasks are clearly defined, and you are a whiz at improving processes and making things more efficient. Your ability to detect patterns and your skills in math and logic, make it natural for you to come up with ideas and theories that simplify processes for everyone.

Outside of work, Visual Mathematicians tend to do well at strategic activities like chess. It must be that ability to recognize patterns — both as they are and how they develop. Regardless of how you put your mind to use, you've got a great set of talents. You will be able to envision a clear path and calculate the risks, and more importantly, the rewards, of anything you take on.

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موهبتي الدفينه

What's Your True Talent?

My Result: Spatial Ability

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Your ability to visualize objects in three-dimensional space gives you a unique view of the world. Because of this talent, you are much better than most people at imagining new designs including floor plans, page layouts, and three dimensional objects.

How do we know that's your true talent? While you were taking the test, we calculated your responses to each test question and rated your skills in 5 areas. You scored highest on spatial ability.

People like you are usually great when it comes to putting together assemble-it-yourself furniture or other household items — whether the items arrive with instructions or not. Your spatial skills also help you understand the finer points of how things work.

And that's just a small part of what we know about you from your test results. You also have other hidden talents that can have a dramatic effect on your career, your life and how other people see you.

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ده ليا ولا عليا ؟؟؟

The Zodiac Match Test

My Result: Leo

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Leos may catch your eye with their outgoing ways and flamboyant personal presence. But as you get to know them, you're even more likely to be drawn to your Leo's strength and loyalty. Be aware, people born under this sign are known for seeking pleasure at every turn. Typically, they aren't afraid to take risks to get what they want. This can-do, forceful nature can make Leos seem a bit domineering at times. However, a Leo partner will also usually be very willing to work through any problems that arise between the two of you. In the bedroom, you'll likely find the Lion to be a romantic lover with an ample sex drive. This is just another aspect of their love for life, attention, and fun.

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قولي لونك ايه اقولك انت ايه

My Result: Objective

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People who choose Gray over other colors reveals that they want to wall themselves off from outside influences and stimulus. They protect themselves from others by not making commitments as a policy. Whenever possible, they refuse to get involved. When participation is absolutely necessary, they perform on autopilot and maintain emotional distance from the situation that's demanding their involvement. They may sometimes feel like they're just watching themselves go through the motions, without a fulfilling involvement in life.

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شخصيتي مش ابيض واسود لا انا الوان

What's Your True Color?

My Result: Red

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Your color is red, the color of racy sportscars, blushing cheeks, and luscious roses. Red symbolizes passion, romance, and love. So, since you're ruled by red, you probably trust your feelings more than your brain and tend to act spontaneously. If you see something you want, you go for it without thinking twice — impulsive is your middle name. You don't wait around for people to make decisions, either; you dive right in. Quite the romantic, you pay close attention to your emotions. In fact, if your heart isn't in what you're doing, you won't be satisfied. Of course, even when you do pour all your energy into the projects you tackle, your impetuous nature means your passions can shift as frequently as the wind. That's why some reds have trouble with commitment. Our advice? Next time you're feeling fickle, think before you act, if possible. You might be surprised at the results. Overall, though, it's great to be red. No one lives life more completely than you do.

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انا ورقة ؟ كلاااااااااااااب

You Are Paper

Crafty and creative, you are able to adapt freely to almost any situation. People tend to underestimate you, unless they've truly seen what you are capable of. Deep down, you're always scheming and thinking up new plans. Your mind is constantly active. You are quite capable of anything you dream of. You can always figure out a way to get what you want. You can wrap a rock person up in your sheet of trickery. A scissor person can sneak up and cut you to pieces. When you fight: No one can anticipate your next move If someone makes you mad: You'll attack them mercilessly when they're unprepared

Are You Rock, Paper, or Scissors?

emoticon

Which Emoticon Are You?

My Result: Smiling Face

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What's up, smiley? Somehow you just always seem to find a way to turn that frown upside down. Your upbeat attitude and friendly demeanor brighten up any room, including your favorite chat room.

Like your classic emoticon counterpart, you're a staple on anyone's list. Boring days and sleepless nights are far more bearable when you're online to chat. Whether you're shooting the breeze, catching up, or giving out advice, you can cheer up anyone on the other side of the conversation. So keep lightening the mood, making new friends, and bringing smiles to other folks' faces. After all, it's just so natural for you!

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صاحب اصلي مش تايواني

What Kind of Friend Are You?

My Result: Caring Confidant

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No doubt about it — you're the sweetheart of your crew. Always looking out for your friends, you know that they've got your back too. Loving and loyal, you see no difference between friends and family, which is why people always feel comfortable coming to you when things aren't going their way. They know you'll be there.

You're always willing to put yourself in other people's shoes, a trait that helps you understand where people are coming from. This is what makes your friends trust your judgment and advice — they know you'll love them no matter what happens. And that's what friends are for.

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كلنا نقدر نغير دنيتنا

How Can You Change the World?

My Result: Animal Rights

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With a large number of animals facing extinction and many other problems in today's rapidly changing world, they need our help more than ever. A sweet and kindhearted soul like you sounds just right for the job.

Compassionate and thoughtful, you've got a big heart and are willing to go the distance to help those you love no matter what species they're from. Whether you're taking in stray animals, helping mend broken hearts, or feeding an army, you're always thinking of others and how you can lend a hand. The animal kingdom — and world — is lucky to have such a generous soul like you around!

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